It’s so great how CNN covers the real news, unlike those other cable news networks, right? Right?

My lunchtime viewing was all this junk and the D.C. “madam” suicide.

I remember the day that Anna Nicole Smith died, the CNN broadcasts I saw in this same pizza joint were stuck on the story all day.

FOX News gets bashed a lot, but as far as I can see, no one in the cable news race can really claim any sort of journalistic high ground.