Celebration
6/26/2008
The nightmare is over.
This is my old high school. I can’t believe someone bothered with a class gift. Clearly someone ruined the student apathy my class worked hard to build.
That’s Sam’s ear.
Go Away, George Michael
5/4/2008
How does one entertain themselves while standing around in a men’s room, not for biological functions but rather electrical outlets, waiting for one’s cell phone to charge in order to be able to use the GPS to get home?
Answer: finding the single largest contiguous pattern of same-color blocks on the tile floor (diagonal blocks don’t count).
This was, of course, performed in a one-occupant, lock-the-door men’s room. I’m not weird.
